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Iran Worried U.S. Might Be Building 8,500th Nuclear Weapon

“Our intelligence estimates indicate that, if it is allowed to progress with its aggressive nuclear program, the United States may soon possess its 8,500th atomic weapon capable of reaching Iran,” said Iranian foreign minister Ali Akbar Salehi

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    LOLz at us not wanting to use ours to destroy theirs
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    This! is what satire is MEANT for. It really is perfect, Onion, I have to hand it to you. The points it makes are so...
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