fraudoktor replied to your post: today was one of those days where I wish I smoked…

Dude why would you smoke crack when you can take awesome pharmaceuticals legally and for free simply by telling you doctor one or six white lies knowwhatimsayin

Idunno crack just seems so revitalizing and refreshing and relaxing. legal drugs just aren’t doing it for me anymore.

fraudoktor replied to your post: you know that feeling in your nose you get when…

Snort a rail

best advice I’ve ever gotten from a pregnant chick.

this awesome babe is in town for thanksgiving weekend and I’m going to see her and gaze lovingly at her growing breasts and run her growing tummy and, if she lets me, say hello to her embryo by speaking up her vagina. 

fraudoktor replied to your post: fraudoktor replied to your post: last night when I…

OMG OMG OMG WHO WAS IT

lol Miné and one of our mutual friends. I want them to have sex. but then they passed out. 

we talked about you a lot. because we miss you. 

fraudoktor replied to your post: last night when I was hanging out with my two…

Tell me errrythingggg!!!!

…lets just say I left when the mutual masturbation began…

but I stayed for the dildo slapping. 

machistado:

Stay the fuck away from me. 

omg Ally what have you done?!

olives consumed and breasts thought of