CANADA IS TIGHTENING SECURITY ON ITS BORDERS IN THE EVENT THAT ROMNEY WINS
and it was announced in the most passive-aggressive way ever
OH MY FUCKING GOD. THIS IS PERFECT.
OMFG but now how will i get in????
honestly you’d think we’d welcome american’s fleeing romney.
we’ve got lots of space.
as long as you’re willing to live up north.
This is spectacular.
Looks like Mitt Romney is running for President of the United States of “Amercia.”
In an embarrassing blunder, Romney’s campaign misspelled the word “America” on its new “With Mitt” iPhone app, launched Tuesday.
The app has a transparent skin that allows users to take a photograph and superimpose the slogan “A better Amercia” on the image.
The presumptive Republican nominee is taking heat on the Internet for the error.
“Whew, I hear Mitt’s updating that misspelled Amercia on his app. He’s just going with Untied States now,” read one tweet.
“Does Mitt Romney believe that Obama was born in Keyna,” another tweeter jabbed.
AMERCIA FUCK YEHA.
Second Simpsons reference on my blog today = successful day of blogging
Mitt Romney admits to transporting Seamus, his family’s Irish Setter, on the roof of his car for very long trips, at Interstate highway speeds (at least once for 12 hours). Romney also admits to leaving Seamus on the roof of the car after the dog became sick, stopping only to hose Seamus down after he soiled himself in his crate atop the car — and then continuing the trip!
Think about it — a loving, loyal member of the Romney family, strapped dangerously atop the car, lonely, wind-whipped, uncomfortable, sick and now wet — a clear indication that Mitt Romney possesses a degree of detached coldness not easily comprehended by families who love their pets.
Dogs aren’t luggage!