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mitt

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ghostsofthefoxes:

shorm:

ninjaharmony:

forkingutensil:

keepfabandgayon:

davidduspookyspackage:

CANADA IS TIGHTENING SECURITY ON ITS BORDERS IN THE EVENT THAT ROMNEY WINS

and it was announced in the most passive-aggressive way ever

go canada

OH MY FUCKING GOD. THIS IS PERFECT.

OMFG but now how will i get in????

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

honestly you’d think we’d welcome american’s fleeing romney. 

we’ve got lots of space.

as long as you’re willing to live up north.

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clubkayden:

This is spectacular. 

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nedhepburn:

inothernews:

Via the New York Daily News:

Looks like Mitt Romney is running for President of the United States of “Amercia.”

In an embarrassing blunder, Romney’s campaign misspelled the word “America” on its new “With Mitt” iPhone app, launched Tuesday.

The app has a transparent skin that allows users to take a photograph and superimpose the slogan “A better Amercia” on the image.

The presumptive Republican nominee is taking heat on the Internet for the error.

“Whew, I hear Mitt’s updating that misspelled Amercia on his app. He’s just going with Untied States now,” read one tweet.

“Does Mitt Romney believe that Obama was born in Keyna,” another tweeter jabbed.

AMERCIA FUCK YEHA.

oh mittens 

(via motherjones)

While this may seem like an innocent prank to some, it was an act of torment against a child for being different. We expect the people we elect to be leaders in the charge against bullying so that all students are afforded the right to learn and grow in an environment free of fear. This incident calls into question whether Mitt Romney can be an advocate for the nation’s most vulnerable children.

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thecallus:

Who said it - Mitt Romney or Monty Burns?

Second Simpsons reference on my blog today = successful day of blogging

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canisfamiliaris:

Dogs Aren’t Luggage

Mitt Romney admits to transporting Seamus, his family’s Irish Setter, on the roof of his car for very long trips, at Interstate highway speeds (at least once for 12 hours). Romney also admits to leaving Seamus on the roof of the car after the dog became sick, stopping only to hose Seamus down after he soiled himself in his crate atop the car — and then continuing the trip!

Think about it — a loving, loyal member of the Romney family, strapped dangerously atop the car, lonely, wind-whipped, uncomfortable, sick and now wet — a clear indication that Mitt Romney possesses a degree of detached coldness not easily comprehended by families who love their pets. 

Dogs aren’t luggage!