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#weather  #the onion  #lol  #queue  
∞  May 31, 2012 at 01:51pm
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theonion: Petition: We Want Heath Ledger In “The Dark Knight Rises” Fans of the Batman film series have drafted a petition to make an appearance from late actor Heath Ledger happen. Full Story.

theonion:

Petition: We Want Heath Ledger In “The Dark Knight Rises”

Fans of the Batman film series have drafted a petition to make an appearance from late actor Heath Ledger happen. Full Story.

#heath ledger  #the onion  #film  
∞  February 22, 2012 at 02:00pm
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theonion: (Via Faceless Reader #1769) aww shit I knew I forgot to do something

theonion:

(Via Faceless Reader #1769)

aww shit I knew I forgot to do something

#the onion  #valentines  
∞  February 13, 2012 at 12:18pm
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theonion: Iran Worried U.S. Might Be Building 8,500th Nuclear Weapon “Our intelligence estimates indicate that, if it is allowed to progress with its aggressive nuclear program, the United States may soon possess its 8,500th atomic weapon capable of reaching Iran,” said Iranian foreign minister Ali Akbar Salehi More.

theonion:

Iran Worried U.S. Might Be Building 8,500th Nuclear Weapon

“Our intelligence estimates indicate that, if it is allowed to progress with its aggressive nuclear program, the United States may soon possess its 8,500th atomic weapon capable of reaching Iran,” said Iranian foreign minister Ali Akbar Salehi

More.

#the onion  #iran  #nuclear weapon  
∞  February 09, 2012 at 11:40pm
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Obama Begins State Of The Union By Asking Congress To Imagine Newt Gingrich Standing Before Them

The Onion (via nickoftime)

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#obama  #the onion  
∞  January 24, 2012 at 10:12pm
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canisfamiliaris: Joe Paterno Dies In Hospital; Doctors Promise To Tell Their Superiors First Thing Tomorrow

canisfamiliaris:

Joe Paterno Dies In Hospital; Doctors Promise To Tell Their Superiors First Thing Tomorrow

#joe paterno  #the onion  
∞  January 24, 2012 at 10:50am
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canisfamiliaris: What Are Our Favorite Wine/Food Pairings?

canisfamiliaris:

What Are Our Favorite Wine/Food Pairings?

#the onion  #food  #wine  
∞  July 31, 2011 at 06:00pm
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Apparently, LOTS of people believe the Onion's $8B "Abortionplex" story. Yow. ›

canisfamiliaris:

Amazing gullibility sponsors ridiculous outrage!

(via motherjones, who says “Thanks for the scary tip, elledeau.”)

Aww, I was hoping my reaction Would be in there. I wrote “Let’s bomb it.” Maybe they knew I wasn’t serious…

#the onion  #abORTion  
∞  May 23, 2011 at 09:40pm
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Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex TOPEKA, KS—Planned Parenthood announced Tuesday the grand opening of its long-planned $8 billion Abortionplex, a sprawling abortion facility that will allow the organization to terminate unborn lives with an efficiency never before thought possible. Continue reading

Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex

TOPEKA, KS—Planned Parenthood announced Tuesday the grand opening of its long-planned $8 billion Abortionplex, a sprawling abortion facility that will allow the organization to terminate unborn lives with an efficiency never before thought possible.

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#satire  #the onion  #abortion  #pro choice  #kansas  
∞  May 20, 2011 at 12:05pm
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