Posts tagged the onion.

somehow this is a gpoy

(via theonion)

  May 31, 2012 at 01:51pm


Petition: We Want Heath Ledger In “The Dark Knight Rises”

Fans of the Batman film series have drafted a petition to make an appearance from late actor Heath Ledger happen. Full Story.


(Via Faceless Reader #1769)

aww shit I knew I forgot to do something


Iran Worried U.S. Might Be Building 8,500th Nuclear Weapon

“Our intelligence estimates indicate that, if it is allowed to progress with its aggressive nuclear program, the United States may soon possess its 8,500th atomic weapon capable of reaching Iran,” said Iranian foreign minister Ali Akbar Salehi


Obama Begins State Of The Union By Asking Congress To Imagine Newt Gingrich Standing Before Them


Joe Paterno Dies In Hospital; Doctors Promise To Tell Their Superiors First Thing Tomorrow


What Are Our Favorite Wine/Food Pairings?

#the onion  #food  #wine  
  July 31, 2011 at 06:00pm

Apparently, LOTS of people believe the Onion's $8B "Abortionplex" story. Yow. ›


Amazing gullibility sponsors ridiculous outrage!

(via motherjones, who says “Thanks for the scary tip, elledeau.”)

Aww, I was hoping my reaction Would be in there. I wrote “Let’s bomb it.” Maybe they knew I wasn’t serious…

Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex

TOPEKA, KS—Planned Parenthood announced Tuesday the grand opening of its long-planned $8 billion Abortionplex, a sprawling abortion facility that will allow the organization to terminate unborn lives with an efficiency never before thought possible.

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  May 20, 2011 at 12:05pm