Suzanna. In love with a schnauzer named Mimzy. Instagram
somehow this is a gpoy

somehow this is a gpoy

(via theonion)

#weather   #the onion   #lol   #queue  
theonion:

Petition: We Want Heath Ledger In “The Dark Knight Rises”
Fans of the Batman film series have drafted a petition to make an appearance from late actor Heath Ledger happen. Full Story.

theonion:

Petition: We Want Heath Ledger In “The Dark Knight Rises”

Fans of the Batman film series have drafted a petition to make an appearance from late actor Heath Ledger happen. Full Story.

#heath ledger   #the onion   #film  
theonion:

(Via Faceless Reader #1769)

aww shit I knew I forgot to do something

theonion:

(Via Faceless Reader #1769)

aww shit I knew I forgot to do something

(Source: The Onion)

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theonion:

Iran Worried U.S. Might Be Building 8,500th Nuclear Weapon

“Our intelligence estimates indicate that, if it is allowed to progress with its aggressive nuclear program, the United States may soon possess its 8,500th atomic weapon capable of reaching Iran,” said Iranian foreign minister Ali Akbar Salehi

More.

theonion:

Iran Worried U.S. Might Be Building 8,500th Nuclear Weapon

“Our intelligence estimates indicate that, if it is allowed to progress with its aggressive nuclear program, the United States may soon possess its 8,500th atomic weapon capable of reaching Iran,” said Iranian foreign minister Ali Akbar Salehi

More.

#the onion   #iran   #nuclear weapon  
Obama Begins State Of The Union By Asking Congress To Imagine Newt Gingrich Standing Before Them
#obama   #the onion  

canisfamiliaris:

Amazing gullibility sponsors ridiculous outrage!

(via motherjones, who says “Thanks for the scary tip, elledeau.”)

Aww, I was hoping my reaction Would be in there. I wrote “Let’s bomb it.” Maybe they knew I wasn’t serious…

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Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex
TOPEKA, KS—Planned Parenthood announced Tuesday the grand opening of its  long-planned $8 billion Abortionplex, a sprawling abortion facility  that will allow the organization to terminate unborn lives with an  efficiency never before thought possible.
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Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex

TOPEKA, KS—Planned Parenthood announced Tuesday the grand opening of its long-planned $8 billion Abortionplex, a sprawling abortion facility that will allow the organization to terminate unborn lives with an efficiency never before thought possible.

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#satire   #the onion   #abortion   #pro choice   #kansas